My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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