I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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