I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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