It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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