I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
whose parrot is this?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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