I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Randomize
