i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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