Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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