Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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