i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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