He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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