Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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