Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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