Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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