from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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