I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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