It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
either way he was missing a nipple.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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