is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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