I have demons in me.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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