Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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