check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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