Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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