OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My bed smells like the plague
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