I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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