Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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