party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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