That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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