I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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