Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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