I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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