well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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