he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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