...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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