Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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