I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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