I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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