Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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