how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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