apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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