People in love make me want to vomit
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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