If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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