I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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