Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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