I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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