so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
