I accidentally had phone sex last night
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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