Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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