I think i sorta joined a cult last night
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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