so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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