What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.