He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
40s are totally the cure
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
and you fell through a lawn chair
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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