she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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