Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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