i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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